Wowza wowza wowza. Some of these flicks really burn me out and some of them really crank up the ole 1,2,3. Shall I proceed with careful sensitivity? I shall.

David Carter ( Matt Dalpiaz) is being disturbingly troubled by hardcore thoughts of himself being seduced by large breasted witches? If you say so. Along with his wife, they both set out to find what could be the cause of it all. Where they go is beyond me but somehow, they run into these ladies that look awfully familiar to him. Large breasted woman that look like his nightmares? Well anyways. Their car breaks down and they need a place to lay for a bit, and a laying they do. It happens to be the witches and they have their way with him and his lovely wife under their spell of lust. All of them, one by one, boob by boob. The witches don’t care who they entice, as long as it has lips and some sort of sexual organ. Hot tub scenes, (hey, it’s the same house as in LUST CONNECTION), naughty bed action and more tub shots. Soon after all this lusty hot action, David finally seizes the moment to take down these vicious trio of seductive nastiness. Why would he when he has 3 large breasted woman groping him every which way but loose? They want him dead when he lets loose the love juice. I guess.

Whatever the case is really beyond that, the babes are babe-a-licious. Stuff happens in between all that steamy soft-core. Enough scenes to really get a good spankin’ going. I assume that is what these movies where meant for. The plot just isn’t enough to hold the flick together, just all the load let loose after it’s done. Julie K. Smith, Gloria Anne Gilbert and Stormy Daniels all put in a topless performance. Literally.

You wouldn’t need any extras on this doozy. They do give you commentary with the blonde Gloria Anne and Blueberry himself. A vintage peep show in some good clean fun and a bonus feature film entitled VAMPIRE CALL GIRLS. It’s an hour of nakedness. No story, no nothing. Peeeeeerfect. Well, now that I’m done wrapping this one up, let me rub one off before I go to bed. Good night ladies.

– Cannibal Cam