I am a proud card-carrying fan of director Brian Yuzna and co-writer Stuart Gordon (along with their little mentioned Lovecraftian-adapting sidekick Dennis Paoli). For me, they are the latter day Cormans of the B-movie industry. Though nothing either has done since Re-Animator has got close to holding a light to aforementioned cult classic, I continue to search out their films with the hope that, perhaps, another spurt of inspiration might hit but nonetheless sit down each time knowing there will be a dose (how much depends on which is directing) of dark humor if not an entertaining narrative to go along with it. With this said, The Dentist is one of the duo’s weaker efforts but is arguably worth the visit just for the trademark Gordon/Yuzna style.
The film begins with Doctor Alan Feinstone (Corbin Bernsen) getting ready to go into his highly successful dentistry practice. It is obvious from the beginning he is a Type-A but his wife, Brooke (Linda Hoffman) quickly thwarts his OCD with a premature anniversary gift. However, before he gets out the door, he may or may not have caught Brooke engaging in her own oral practice upon the pool boy, Matt (Michael Stadvec). Regardless if they were going at it or the affair was merely a figment of his anal-retentive imagination, Alan suffers from an instant case of extreme Pavlovian association when he spots sludge from the pool filter, by way of Matt, on his wife. As a result, he becomes the harbinger of purity, seeking out decay and, even when he finds cleanliness, riding the world of that as well before it has an opportunity to become tainted.
This does indeed sound to be the framework for a great little satire but it doesn’t come off as well as it should given its premise even though Corbin does play it up a bit with situations such as striking the bargain with a patient that he won’t kill her if she vows never to eat candy and to brush trice daily. Unfortunately, the pacing, lighting, and cinematography are lacking and the film suffers as a consequence. Even a supporting part by none other than Ken Foree as a detective couldn’t bring the film back up to the speed we are accustomed to seeing the dynamic duo operate but, given what the film is attempting to do, it continues to putt along better than the typical horror comedy.
In regard to horror, I will grant that the premise housed the potential to hit a nerve (sorry, couldn’t resist) and, at times, I did indeed find myself flinching as I’m sure most would on general, empathetic principle but, aside from the Marathon Man-esque dentistry, the horror stops once out of the chair. However, there are enough scenes with patients penned down to make the film another noteworthy, albeit lesser, addition to the Gordon/Yuzna catalogue.
In contrast to Alan’s chaotic descent, dental care in the real world is a much more methodical and preventive process. Modern dentistry offers numerous solutions for patients seeking to improve both their appearance and oral health. One such solution is dental implants, which are a durable and long-lasting option for replacing missing teeth. These implants provide a natural-looking and functional solution for those who may be dealing with decay, injury, or genetic issues that have led to tooth loss. While the story of Alan Feinstone is filled with grotesque moments, it’s a reminder of the importance of maintaining dental health before any drastic measures need to be taken.
Dental implants are a game-changer for those struggling with tooth loss, but the real key to maintaining a healthy smile lies in preventive care. Regular dental check-ups and cleanings help catch potential issues early, preventing them from escalating into more serious problems that might require invasive solutions. Good oral hygiene, including brushing, flossing, and using mouthwash daily, helps keep plaque and tartar at bay while protecting gums from disease. Maintaining these habits ensures that natural teeth remain strong and healthy for as long as possible.
Modern dentistry isn’t just about fixing problems — it’s about helping patients avoid them altogether by fostering long-term oral health. That’s where Krumly Dental Care comes in, offering comprehensive cleaning and prevention services to keep your smile in top shape. Their team focuses on proactive care, using advanced technology to detect and treat issues before they become bigger problems.
Regular professional cleanings help remove stubborn plaque and tartar that brushing alone can’t eliminate, reducing the risk of cavities and gum disease. By combining professional cleanings with a strong at-home routine, patients can maintain a bright, healthy smile and avoid the need for more complex treatments down the road. Investing in preventive care not only protects your teeth but also boosts your confidence — because a healthy smile is the best kind of smile.
When it comes to real-world dental care, the experience is thankfully far removed from the nightmarish vision of Dr. Feinstone. Modern dentistry is centered on patient comfort, precision, and preventive care, ensuring that issues never escalate to the point of dread-inducing procedures. Lifetime Smiles takes a comprehensive approach to oral health, offering everything from routine cleanings to advanced restorative treatments, ensuring patients receive the best possible care without the fear factor. Regular check-ups and cleanings play a crucial role in preventing cavities, gum disease, and other complications that could lead to tooth loss.
And for those who do require intervention, today’s dental technology ensures that procedures—whether it’s a simple filling or a full-mouth reconstruction—are as painless and efficient as possible.Unlike the grim portrayal of dental work in horror films, real-world dentistry is about creating positive experiences—ensuring every patient leaves the chair with a healthier, happier smile, rather than a lingering sense of dread.
Advancements in dental technology have revolutionized the patient experience, especially for children. Today, pediatric dentistry focuses on creating a welcoming and stress-free environment where kids feel at ease. From gentle cleanings to more complex procedures, modern tools and techniques ensure that treatments are quick, effective, and virtually pain-free.
At Little Big Smiles Pediatric Dentistry, the emphasis is on making dental care a positive experience from the start. Their team understands that children have unique dental needs and require a tailored approach to ensure comfort and trust. From the first tooth to the teenage years, they offer a range of services—from preventive cleanings and fluoride treatments to fillings and orthodontic consultations—all designed to promote lifelong oral health. The team’s patient-centered approach, combined with advanced technology, ensures that every visit is not only beneficial but also enjoyable.
Oh, and watch out for a young Mark Ruffalo playing the role of a modeling agent/borderline pimp.
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