For such a brutal movie, I believe a brutal review is in order. You have to be kidding me, this has to be some of the best TROMA rip offs I’ve ever seen. Troma like to have their defecation, elderly bashing and did I mention shitting. This dude, Chris Seaver has some of the best characters for a hellbent rampage of stupidity and pungent gore.
MULVA ZOMBIE ASS KICKER involves Mulva, a chocolate fiend of a nerd. Her cereal involves Frankenberry, a shit load of sugar, chocolate syrup with a coke of some sort. She slips into a catatonic high of sugary ecstasy. Commences the dreaming of candy and other sweet thoughts, it’s all about Halloween people. Missy Donatuti is absolutely hilarious as Mulva. A dreadful slur and teeth a bucking. Killer working glasses with a lens missing. Brushes her teeth with chocolate syrup for gods sake. You can feel your teeth cringe. An Adam Sandler fan for sure this Chris Seaver guy. His hibbity bibbity style dumbness. I love that shit.
She begins her journey for Halloween and this begins a rib splitting time. Mr. Bonesack rules, I swear. A wonderful cross of Adam Sandler, Bill Cosby and Don King. Chris Seaver plays this character with orgiastic piss my pant velocity, pudding pops anyone? She later runs into a few zombie motherfu*kers and out of nowhere ,a massive clan including Teen Ape (one of the many characters) come in to save the day along with MULVA with Asian style gore splashing. An onslaught of nods to the greats, especially the 2 hitchhikers who talk horror like it’s true. “If you put Romero, Savini, Fulci, together, I would die 10 times over”, stupid shit like that. Constant laughs. Bullies of Mulvas constantly harass her nerdy frame, I particularly dig the off dubbed bully who’s ribs crack in severe laughter. From Low Budget Pictures, you are sure to feel the wrath of the bad editing. In one scene particular, you can hear him shout “GO” before Mulva rambles off on the phone with her trick or treat partner.
Where he got the rights for the majority of the music is beyond me. Benny Hill soundtrack, Rick James, I believe its CHILDREN OF THE CORN. Man, he either has a lot of cash or nobody is saying anything. Well, I guess it’s time to shut up. Somewhat legendary scream B-queen Debbie Rochon (TROMA AND JULIET, STRAWBERRY ESTATES, ALIEN AGENDA) playing a cult followed slut trying to pray on sweet Mulva. You want anymore proof that Chris is a Troma Fan, he has Lloyd Kaufman himself along with Toxie and Kabukiman, AT Troma Studios playing the mayor and congratulating the team for saving the earth. HI, I want to be part of Troma, it‘s me Chris.
Then we have FILTHY MCNASTY, his first somewhat full length which Chris cannot stand talking about anymore. A double feature of great proportions. I like this one out of the 2. This one is much much more brutal. Masturbating with shit in full brown viewing, constant twat references, sexual simulations of chubby goodness with Teen Ape and Phil The Demon. What you say!! I’ll tell you now. Debbie Rochon and Miss Kitty are 2 of the nerdiest girls you’d ever meet. Debbie has a slight mustache to boot. They want to be popular, they want the parties and friends. They end up running into a fiend which practices witchcraft. All will gather and then perform a séance for them to become beautiful and overly sexy. But the catch is Phil The demon sarcastically taunts the ladies and a few souls he takes. Wow, they are hot. They show up to the big party and the bestial men ravish and gawk at the new sexiness amongst the dried up circle. One by one people die Troma style. Hilarious tubs of blood are injected at the gallons amongst the facial area. Guts fly and humor lays me to waste. My wife got a little quizy at one point where a male character begins to rub nutty goodness all over his glistening shaft. A slipping away we go. Gross shit for sure, almost real animal death feelings. They show up to the party and the action begins. I love Teen Ape (picture a budget mask with a freakier black wig and hairy gloves). He’s one sly mothafucka and has his way the ladies, gangster style. Low Budget Pictures seems to use the same music in both films. The same intense C.O.T.C. music. Ripping the music off is one thing, using it in 2 of your movies is a little brutal. Kind of weak that way, don’t ya think! Just make up some new scores to break the shit up man, literally.
I have mass buddies who would totally dig this trash humor. G.G. ALLIN sanitary and Troma style desecration. Mr. Bonesack tops it off. They’re should be a movie with just him, a kind of JAY AND SILENT BOB. A Splatter Rampage double shot and a commentary for both acts of degradation and fornication.
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